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Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

I lost it at number 10

"the worst analogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

See “Family Guy”: “Like the time I was” doing something completely unrelated to the plot or what we were just talking about.

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turningthetech:

you`re fucking kidding me

AMERICAN NINJA WARIOR

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

heres the video

Watch the video please. It contains the cure for whatever ales ye

It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you smoke enough crack and take your pants off.

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